Spring 2026 News and Updates

So I am turning 40 this year!

Exiting stuff huh? Yeah, that’s what I thought as well; really, no one actually gives a shit. At least I don’t. Although I am worried about my body changes that are said to occur, like my gut microbiome is supposedly going to change, as well as my metabolism.

So I’ve been eating all sorts of yogurt, regular, Greek, Skye, Balkan. I also drink almond milk, oat milk, cow’s milk and sometimes I’ll indulge in a little bit of soy milk. You know me, gotta keep that sperm count low for all this outrageous sex I am not having.

So I just finished my exams, and I failed organic chemistry 2 for the 2nd time. So I am not taking organic chemistry 2 anymore, and now I have instead decided to try my hand at inorganic chemistry. I’ll also be doing studies in soil and I’ll be in an Ecology and Evolution lab. But that’s it this term. I have things to do like clean up my degree, I am a Human Biologist Specialist, but I have all these Microbiology courses, and I think I just demolished my Cellular Biology Final, I got a B+ on my Genes, Environment and Behaviour final (I still have some areas where I get careless it seems), and I am pretty confident I got at least a B on my Animal Behaviour Final.

I saw the fail on my organic chemistry 2 course final mark, and seeing how this was the 2nd time I’ve failed this course, I thought for sure I was flunking out of this second degree. Honestly, this degree is so much harder than the first one, it’s ridiculous.

But over the last 4 years I have put myself through a grueling regime, all in the name of science. Throughout these time, I have been banned from Quora, I started a Tumblr, I started experimenting with plants and my own body through nutrition and a little bit of supplementation. I started watching more movies that usual, and I started to give my two cents worth of a view on them. The one thing I have neglected was this page, my body (I’m not obese or anything, I’m not even fat. I just stopped going to the gym as much) and my love life.

But this summer, I will have a lot more time to write about science, film, and I may return to psychology and economics! I just need to get a good luck at my thumb, because it feels broken, sometimes I get pain, and morphologically it looks like it’s not siting properly. So if it turns out to be broken, I may have to dictate the rest of my articles. Which would, maybe I will get into making Videos!

I also have a substack and an OnlyFans, but I haven’t started to sell pictures of my butthole yet. I did some really cool collaborative work that I’d like to share as well, My group and I teamed up with an artist to deliver a art display of marine bacteria being the solution to antibiotic resistance, and another team talked about Genetics and Psychological disorders.

It’s really interesting stuff, there is so much news out there and the world is moving, discovering and innovating at an all time record speed. Using Stem Cells, researchers in Japan managed to give a paralyzed man full mobility again, we are unlocking ways to use the rabies virus to reprogram brain circuitry. There is so much that is happening that I didn’t know of, and we just keep on innovating, new species are popping up, some are going extinct.

I haven’t even started to talk about cancer, but I most definitely will. So there is a lot that I have planned, and I still get like between 40 – 200 views a month. And I know that is peanuts, but hey, I can only get better.

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