You know what’s funny? I keep ending up in university, I also want to say how much I just love being a 35 year old amongst a sea of younger students, younger T.A.’s and professors that are also younger (with a few exceptions).

This time I am taking Cognitive Neuroscience, and it’s proving to be quite challenging. What is Chemistry, like honestly, I thought it was the study of how chemicals just mix with each other. It’s actually the study of really small stuff. Tiny, microscopic stuff. I am also taking biology, it’s also not what I expected, we were told to study the human genitalia, and of course I am drawing uteruses and ovaries in my notebook.

Not one goddamn question on the midterm exam. Now I am just a 35 year old pervert.